I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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