I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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