Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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