Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
I should put together a new mom basket for her. It would have diapers, vodka, ambien, and tissues for when she cries about her wasted youth.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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