Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
You're earring is so big in my mouth
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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