Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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