I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
Randomize
