I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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