I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
