Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives�
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
