Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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