Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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