I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
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