Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I've blown a few things in my day
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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