Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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