If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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