Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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