are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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