does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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