my vag is so smooth its legendary
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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