gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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