So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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