umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
This baby is an asshole
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
