I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Princesses don't give blow jobs
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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