tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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