i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
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