Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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