Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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