it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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