im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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