Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Stop bringing these fucking whores home with you. If I have to fight over the remote with a bleach blonde idiot wanting to watch the hills reruns one more time I'm pissing in your shampoo.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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