Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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