I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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