I can't watch pbs sober anymore
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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