would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
My lunch = taste testing salsas for A&P. They gave me a free 64oz grape juice as a thank you. So, now we have something to drink in the house. So while you are spending all the money on breakfast rolls and pizza for lunch, I'm cigaretteless and whoring myself for tablespoons of salsa and free juice.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
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