He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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