i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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