Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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