That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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