Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
