You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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