Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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