this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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