I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Randomize
