Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
Randomize
