But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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