You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
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