i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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