Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
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