You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
they're like a gay fantastic four
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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